Imzadi New

Wednesday, 3-9-2006 (1698 words)
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The Found: Bon, Dy, IamCowboyJake, Imzadi, Kewp, Pinko, Spektre, Vanax,

The Lost: BlackTygrrrr, Boneman, Heyheyjulia, HoneyBadger, Yabutt, PanMan, Rona

Note: Imzadi’s inner warrior is Zena, a mythical warrior conceived in comic books and popularized on TV. In previous chats, Imzadi has not denied to collecting gonads -- calling them “nads” -- that she stores in jars in her basements to dry. It is alleged that sometimes she brings them out and tucks them under her pillow to act as a sleep inducer. If true, being close to severed nads is probably a calmative that helps her fall into deep, satisfying asleep. Imzadi is admired for this skillful pratice that she usually performs on chat Pods. Chat Podology is a concept Spektre originally introduced. He defines a Pod as a chatter displaying the behaviors of a lemming in combination with ignorance. Imzadi’s cutting reaction (not recorded in this chat) sometimes compels even those who are otherwise intelligent and patriotic perform defensive obeisance at her feet. Example:

Doss: Imzadi, Sorry.....but I get all syrrupy and sweet when you come into the room and kick the shit out of rightwingers. *S*

She is also admired for being a skilled writer with impeccable syntax. If only bad writers could learn from her, all the rains would stop and all storm would go away.

- begin part I -
Imzadi: I don't know. The chat room said I don't have an inner life. I don't. So, how it is going would be pretty irrelevant. Right?

Heyheyjulia: Oh gawd, I think Imzadi is about to spill her inner self

Dy: Imzadi, your only problem is that you talk too much and divulge your innermost self. of course you don't realize it.

Imzadi: Dy, since I began chatting here 8 years ago, I've made it policy and very well known that I find it a waste to share my inner self. Whatever that is.

Then Imzadi proceded to waste time sharing her inner self that she could not identify.

Imzadi: Well, besides being psychotic, I am pathologically psychotic and am messianic and a bitch.

Pinko: imzy..u have coals in your stockings? must make u walk funny!

Imzadi: I don't deserve any cards. I have no heart.

Imzadi: pink jellybean more likely someone will toss water on me and melt me.

Imzadi: I don't know. I do know I was commanding a million man army in the dream. I guess I am a megalomaniac

Imzadi: Doss. I think these chats actually help the participants. I view myself as a teacher, not necessarily a teacher in a formal classroom, but more like an ancient Greek philosophyer. My role is to affect people and hope it has a fundamental ripple effect generations down the road.

BlackTygrrrr: Wow...it must be armageddon...i completely agree with imzadi...shaking head in confusion.

Imzadi: BlackTygrrrr, if you agree with me, then you are in serious trouble. According to HoneyBadger, I am a bitter old cow. Therefore you too will be a bitter old cow by association

Imzadi: Well. One of the psychologists at work did call me "bitter" the other day, but then I had to consider the source. She used to be a cheerleader when she was in high school and voted in as "miss popular."She was chatting me up and pretending to want to be my friend for the umpteenth time. But she strangely never had actual time to actually spend a lunch hour. So I told her what I thought of this behavior. And she said I was "bitter"

BlackTygrrrr: imzadi...i could agree with both of you then and pull a clinton...you could be a perceptive bitter old cow, since perception and disposition are mutually exclusive, not to mention

Imzadi: If an old cow were perceptive, then it would not be bitter unless it was actually perceiving a world where, if one perceived it correctly, the proper emotional response should be to be bitter *G*

HoneyBadger: Zadi: My position? On what? Whether you're a bitter old cow or whether a person is actually comprised by parts of those he/she agrees with???

Imzadi: HoneyBadger, Yes. I am trying to figure out your position. If someone agrees with me 100% of the time, then, to you, is the person who

IamCowboyJake: Imzadi: - if you were a bitter old cow, Devo wouldn't be so jealous of you. lol.

Imzadi: You make the presumption she is jealous of me.

Imzadi: I am blessed that I am not condemned to have to think with testicles

mzadi: Don't accuse me of being sweet

vanax: But you have your moments!

Imzadi: What a horrid thing to say! I am not sweet so don’t have those moments.

Imzadi: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Spektre}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Turns into sugar and give the Spook a big hug.

Imzadi: Spektre. What was the name of that Chinese emperor who sat on a wicker chair on top of a bunch of tied together rockets so he could go to the moon?

Imzadi: Oh. I found the name of the guy who sat in a wicker chair on top of a bunch of rockets: Wan-Hu. Yes. Wan-Hu is like Bush deploying an ABM system.

Spektre: Hey Zadi!!! I believe that was Emperor Ming.

Vanax: Hi Spek, this Missile Defense is bugging me cause I see no rational reason for it. The latest boogieman Bush & Lott trotted out is some "enemy from space". I don't see no enemy about ready to throw bombs down at the US. Do you?

Spektre: Vanax...thats because THERE IS NO rational for it....except welfare for the defense industry

Rona: You know, I don't like Bush.....but I think that it is a wise thing to try to defence his country against some crazy states which have missiles..

Imzadi: I don't know why anyone would arrive at the conclusion I am sweet. Maybe I need to castrate more people

Imzadi: Imzadi: proves to Maxwell she is not sweet.

Imzadi: Major Midknight. Just as there is no blood in your kidneys, there is no blood in my veins. Only ice water

Pan Man: zadi isn't anything outside of the scope of religion "of the devil"??

Imzadi: Then I MUST be the devil!!!

SaPanther: Major .. if you think so little of science, why don't you try using your faith to survive ?? The ONLY reason you are alive is because of science!!

~Private Message Sent to Zulz*~

Prapius: Zulz, I have a crush on the bitch Imzadi. If she told me she likes me I would treat the world better.............!

Imzadi: Crapus, No need to insult me. Geez. Here are your nads. Slice and eat them.

Boneman: Would not be a good place to have a crush on Zadi.

Imzadi: That is correct. Having a crush on me is not good. It would be like, well, it would be like being locked in a small room with an angry cobra facing you.

Imzadi : I am one who fertilizes the minds of trainees and gets them to understand the ways of the Force. Master Dosset and Natchez are the ones who concern themselves with the logistics of who will do the fighting.

- begin part 2 -

Imzadi: Dy, I feel that I could chat about my feelings and innards, but then, I could chat about it with any third world illiterate peasant. It takes no education to chat about feelings. Any dweeb can do that. Why squander time chatting about inner selves when there are people who read here to chat with? If I want to chat about inner touchy feely stuff, I can go find a peasant on the street and do that. It takes no education to engage on that subject

Imzadi: Besides, I've spent so many years ignoring my inner self, that i don't think I have one anymore and good riddance to it

Dy: Imzadi, well thank you and you just devulged yourself. Honestly I must admit. Hugs.

Imzadi: Dy, besides, no one ever asks me about my so-called ''inner self'' They just accuse me of having different things in my ''inner self'' So, since they already assume they know my inner self, then why volunteer something if they never ever ask?

Imzadi: Julia, believe me. It's empty: nothing there. Got rid of the damned thing long ago.

Dy: Imzadi: keep your inner self to yourself.

Yabutt: Oh hi imzadi hows the migraines?

Imzadi: Yabutt, seems that glutens were the main culprit. Under control now.

Yabutt: Imzadi, well the last message i read from u was drunk

Imzadi : Yabutt, sorry to disappoint you. I don't get drunk. I have no need to escape from my inner experience. You see, I don't have an inner experience. I am superficial and shallow and have no demons bothering me. Hence, no need to drink.

Yabutt: Imzadi, well u should cause i am really drinking now

Imzadi: Yabutt, but the sauce hasn't hit your mean streak yet.

Yabutt: Imzadi, Zadi are u suzy?

Imzadi: I wish i were THAT creative (like Suzy). Sorry. No. I even have suzy on iggy since I reclassified her as a purely non-political. If she were even 1% political, i'd not iggy her. But she is pretty worthless.

Yabutt: Imzadi, U are telling me i have a mean streak what did i ever say mean to u?

Imzadi: Yabutt, when you get really sauced up, you take a baseball bat to everyone in the chat room. But you never remember because you go so deep into it, you go into blackout stage

Vanax: Zadi, then you are a Vulcan?

Imzadi: That would be ideal. They are heartless, like me.

Imzadi: Right. There is no such thing as ''sin''

Imzadi: SFChris, America could use a good depression and economic collapse. It would teach them a lesson like the last great depression did.

Yabutt: Imzadi, she is u and u are her that was so funny

Imzadi: Yabutt, I can't be Suzy. Suzy is all sugar and nice. How you possibly think I'd have any niceness in me? That's sick.

Vanax: Zadi, but Vulcans have something of an emotional ''demon'' in them. You would be OK with just a bit of their kind of demon inside you.

Imzadi reveals that her inner self is a demon.

Imzadi: Well, since I am not Vulcan, I opt to just love my inner demon

Yabutt: Imzadi, ok so tell me what i dont remember that u remember i dont remember?

Imzadi: Yabutt, don't worry about it. you can be mean to me. You've done it for years and I don't hold it against you

Doss: I've always thought Imzadi was nice.

Imzadi: Dosset, You're not supposed to think that. Thought-crime

Imzadi: Yabutt, I don't really care that you were mean to me. Doesn't matter

Kewp: I cant see zadi's feelings gettin hurt in a chatroom

Imzadi: Dosset, you have to have a spine made of jelly to allow what people say here to hurt your feelings.

Bon: When you look at pictures of Imzadi you have to realize right away that she simply must be laughing at so many of you who think this character she has created for chat in some way resembles the actual person behind the curtain.
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