HogRider

Wednesday, 3-15-2006 (9875 words)

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Join us there for lively chat in real time with the entertaining HogRider as well as other shifty individuals.

Chattaholics:
Patriots: Dy, Hogrider, Kewp, Imzadi, Tommy, Saltcloud, Vanax
Subversives: ROBJACK, Dukeofwellington, MajorMidknight, WHIPPLE

Note: Hogrider Chats To No One In Particular. His Catchphrase Is "I Post Primarily To Enable Myself To See What I Think."

- begin 2006 -
Tommy: Kewp, Tommy: I love salmon HogRider: Tommy, How perverted is that...................?

HogRider: Why are so many Republicans named dick...................?

Kewp: HogRider, haahahaha.

HogRider: Lurker, ever waited for an eyeball to heal from a razor slice.....................?

HogRider, I don't give shit about who gets an abortion............. I'm already born

Imzadi: Good one Hog!

Dy: Turaloora, when some women breath they become prego. HogRider: Turaloora, that's what makes necrophilia so attractive...................

MajorMidknight: *ROFL* Hogrider.
- end 2006 -

- begin 2000 -
Hog Rider: How come you can remember that you forgot something, but you can't remember what you forgot? I want to get to the point where I don't remember squat!

Vanax: Well then how will you know why to come here?

Hog Rider: Vanax: Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in awhile..... Maybe I'll just never leave. But, if you forget everything anyhow, all a person would need is a single post, he could just keep reading it over, and over, and over again and again.......

Vanax: Funny! You are describing Alsheimer’s desease. Hog, if you listen to Dosset and TJB and to Zulz then you might as well be mindless given all of their repetitive posts with only minor variations. *S*

• note: Bush and Gore are still contesting Flarida ballots on November 24, 2000. HogRider returned to add these remarks.

HogRider: CNN just reported that four Republicans were badly burned when the cross they were trying to light exploded

HogRider: Watching Republicans protest is like watching Al Gore dance...

HogRider: It's not hard to become a Republican, providing you survive the lobotomy

HogRider: Vanax: The Republicans now claim that Janet Reno captured the cross and managed to lick it prior to its being delivered to the Lab, thereby effectively destroying the presidential DNA - However, now that the accusation has been made Republicans are convinced that no evidence will be necessary to support their believe. This is based on past success of course.

Vanax: Hog, can you please edit that for clarity because I am very certain that there is a kernel of understandability somewhere in there that needs clearification.

Hog Rider: Vanax: Clarity is in the eye of the befuddled - There was no clear kernel, I think it was a Klink

Vanax: Hog. Someone might have understood it but not I, not tonight, and perhaps never.

HogRider: Stephen King could not, in his worst nightmare, create the Republican Party......

HogRider: Vanax, Your request for me to explain something I said would require that I understand it, I never do, sorry. But, I'm perfectly willing to post other things I don't understand if that will help, this, being a perfect example.......

HogRider: I hope Bush has to give a 30 minute speech, and they only write 20 minutes for him - Then, the fun really begins.......... Duh-h-h-h...... “W” is for weasel!

HogRider: Bush has personality? Well, so does a head of lettuce, I guess......

HogRider: Boy, I just hate how partisan those rotten Republicans are......

Vanax: Hog, why do you hate Rep. partisanship?

HogRider: Vanax: Can’t answer that; It's one of the mysteries of the church......

HogRider: Vanax: Why is what? (I have the attention span of a gnat)

Vanax: Hog, do you ever submit your insights to people like Jay Leno and such.

Hog Rider: Vanax: Ha! They wish......

Vanax: Hog, well then Bush could use some help to make him look more compassionate and over-all softer.

HogRider: Vanax: If Bush wants to appear softer, my suggestion would be that he put on thirty pounds!

HogRider: Anyone that ever had a jack-in-the-box as a child, now knows where they've seen G.W. before.

HogRider: Basically, a Republican is a Nazi with his brains kicked out - Ooopppss, forgot, were supposed to tone down the rhetoric - Basically, a Republican is a Neo-Nazi with his brains kicked out

HogRider: If a Republican solved a problem, I'm betting the Rubik's Cube is busted!

Hog Rider: Vanax,I'll grant you (regarding the corrupt Flarida elections) that humans are human, if you'll grant me that machines are machines - Ever count your change from a candy machine? Why?

Hog Rider: Republicans couldn't mount a revolution, they're to cheap to kick in for guns

• I then left but Hog probably stayed to continue to make clever observations.
  
  Two days later, on Sun. Nov. 26, 2000, I posted the above chats in BigBob’s Philosophy chat room. Below are responses by those Philosophy chatters.

Dukeofwellington: Vanax, why the hell are you bringing this shit in here?

Dukeofwellington: Buncha losers

SaltCloud: Hipple, it is now.

Robjak: Hog....You are a disappointed liberal attempting to gain some kind of credibility in the face of a loss that by the further denial, by his socialist aspirant, media re-invented darling, Gore. Hog has saw fit to fill the room with his uninspiring post it notes attempting to dimminish republicans. Alas anyone with any kind of intellectual discernment would understand that Gore's decision to become a litigant rather than abide by the rule of law that is the framework of our great country, will by his own hand throw us into a constitutional crisis. Better wake up and smell the roses the Hogrider you beating a dead horse in an attempt to win a race that is over.

Dukeofwellington: Oh yes things have changed. the number of losers attending here has decreased greatly

SaltCloud: Hog has me absolutely befuddled!! *s*

– end 2000 –

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