Imzadi's Thoughts

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Chatteristi: SaPanther, Imzadi, Avalon, Pinko, BLACK TYGRRRR, HeyheyJulia, HoneyBadger, IamCowboyJake, Pan Man, Rona, BONEMAN, Vanax.

- begin -
Imzadi: Well, besides being psychotic, I am pathologically psychotic and am messianic and a bitch."

Pinko: imzy..u have coals in your stockings? must make u walk funny!

Imzadi: I don't deserve any cards. I have no heart.

Imzadi: Pinko, it's more likely someone will toss water on me and melt me.

Imzadi: I don't know. I do know I was commanding a million man army in the dream. I guess I am a megalomaniac

Imzadi: dosset. I think these chats actually help the participants. I view myself as a teacher, not necessarily a teacher in a formal classroom, but more like an ancient Greek philosophyer. My role is to affect people and hope it has a fundamental ripple effect generations down the road.

BLACK TYGRRRR: Wow...it must be armageddon...i completely agree with imzadi...shaking head in confusion.

Imzadi: BLACK TYGRRRR if you agree with me, then you are in serious trouble. According to HoneyBadger, I am a bitter old cow. Therefore you too will be a bitter old cow by association

Imzadi: Well. One of the psychologists at work did call me "bitter" the other day, but then I had to consider the source. She used to be a cheerleader when she was in high school and voted in as "miss popular."She was chatting me up and pretending to want to be my friend for the umpteenth time. But she strangely never had actual time to actually spend a lunch hour. So I told her what I thought of this behavior. And she said I was "bitter"

BLACK TYGRRRR: imzadi...i could agree with both of you then and pull a clinton...you could be a perceptive bitter old cow, since perception and disposition are mutually exclusive, not to mention

Imzadi: If an old cow were perceptive, then it would not be bitter unless it was actually perceiving a world where, if one perceived it correctly, the proper emotional response should be to be bitter *G*

HoneyBadger: Zadi: My position? On what? Whether you're a bitter old cow or whether a person is actually comprised by parts of those he/she agrees with???

Imzadi: HoneyBadger, Yes. I am trying to figure out your position. If someone agrees with me 100% of the time, then, to you, is the person who

CowboyWith9GallonHat: Imzadi, - if you were a bitter old cow, Devo wouldn't be so jealous of you. lol.

Imzadi: You make the presumption she is jealous of me.

Imzadi: I am blessed that I am not condemned to have to think with testicles

Imzadi: Don't accuse me of being sweet

Imzadi: What a horrid thing to say! I am not sweet

Imzadi: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Spektre}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Turns into sugar and give the Spook a big hug.

Imzadi: Spektre. What was the name of that Chinese emperor who sat on a wicker chair on top of a bunch of tied together rockets so he could go to the moon?

Spektre: Hey Zadi!!! I believe that was Emperor Ming.

Imzadi: Oh. I found the name of the guy who sat in a wicker chair on top of a bunch of rockets: Wan-Hu. Yes. Wan-Hu is like Bush deploying an ABM system.

Vanax: Hi Spek, this Missile Defense is bugging me 'cause I see no rational reason for it. The latest boogieman Bush & Lott trotted out is some "enemy from space". I don't see no enemy about ready to throw bombs down at the US. Do you?

Spektre: Vanax...thats because THERE IS NO rational for it....except welfare for the defense industry

Rona: (Chatter form Moskow, Russia) You know, I don't like Bush.....but I think that it is a wise thing to try to defence his country against some crazy states which have missiles..

Imzadi: I don't know why anyone would arrive at the conclusion I am sweet. Maybe I need to castrate more people

Imzadi: Imzadi is not sweet.

Imzadi: Major Midknight. Just as there is no blood in your kidneys, there is no blood in my veins. Only ice water

PanMan: zadi isn't anything outside of the scope of religion "of the devil"??

Imzadi: Then I MUST be the devil!!!

SaPanther: Major .. if you think so little of science, why don't you try using your faith to survive ?? The ONLY reason you are alive is because of science!!

~Private Message Sent to Zulz*~
Prapius: Zulz, I have a crush on the bitch Imzadi. If she told me she likes me I would treat the world better.............!

Imzadi: Crapus, No need to insult me. Geez. Here are your nads. Slice and eat them.

BONEMAN: Would not be a good place to have a crush on Zadi.

Imzadi: That is correct. Having a crush on me is not good. It would be like, well, it would be like being locked in a small room with an angry cobra facing you.

Imzadi : I am one who fertilizes the minds of trainees and gets them to understand the ways of the Force. Master Dosset and Natchez are the ones who concern themselves with the logistics of who will do the fighting.

- 3-15-2006 -

Dy: Imzadi, your only problem is that you talk too much and divulge your innermost self. of course you don't realize it. Imzadi: Dy, since I began chatting here 8 years ago, I've made it policy and very well known that I find it a waste to share my inner self. Whatever that is. Imzadi: I feel that I could chat about my feelings and innards, but then, I could chat about it with any third world illiterate peasant. It takes no education to chat about feelings. Any dweeb can do that. Why squander time chatting about inner selves when there are people who read here to chat with? If I want to chat about inner touchy feely stuff, I can go find a peasant on the street and do that. It takes no education to engage on that subject

Besides, I've spent so many years ignoring my inner self, that i don't think I have one anymore and good riddance to it

Dy: Imzadi, well thankyou and you just devulged yourself. Honestly I must admit. Hugs.

Imzadi: Dy, besides, no one ever asks me about my so-called ''inner self'' They just accuse me of having different things in my ''inner self'' So, since they already assume they know my inner self, then why volunteer something if they never ever ask?

Heyheyjulia: Oh gawd, I think Imzadi is about to spill her inner self Imzadi: Julia, believe me. It's empty. nothing there. Got rid of the damned thing long ago

Dy: Imzadi: keep your innerself to yourself.

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