Cool Ammo Words

Bush Critique Using Weird, Obsolete, or rarely-used Words

1. Deodand (The offering of a weapon to God that has been used to kill someone)
2. Excubitorium (n. Nightwatchman’s post, centry box)
3. Excreta (tears, sweat, urine, feces)
4. Excursive (n. rambling, desultory, wandering speech)
5. Isobaric (Iso- Equal; Equal pressure)
6. Isocracy (gov. where all have equal power)
7. Isodef (Uniform, of equal deficiency)
8. Rivalrous (from rivalry, competitive)
9. Aubergine (n. Deep purple color of eggplant)
10. Attemperate (v. To maintain temperature below desired level; n. attemperator)
11. Attingent (adj. Physical touching; n Attengence.)
12. Ambidextrous improbity (lack of moral principles)
13. Pharisaism (style over content [from Pharisee], form over substance)
14. Unctuousness (ointment-like, greasy, excessively smooth, oily)
15. Mummery (the wearing of a fantastic disguise)
16. Snuffling (whining, sniffling, to draw air through the nose while speaking to imply hyprocritical speech)
17. Riviere (Multi-string necklace)

President Bush's deodendian (The offering of a weapon to God that has been used to kill someone)offering to humanity is his invasion and occupation of Iraq and, to his NeoCons supporters who started the illegal Iraq war, and who poushed him blindly into this direction, the war is much worse than an albatross around President Bush’s neck; It is galloping herisson (wooden horse covered w/spikes for torturing errant soldiers) that is teetering and thrreatening to break off of its foundation, its studs incessantly torture the public with a myriad of intelliectual insults such as the adoption and refinement of Johnsonian overspendings, and the wholehearted embrace of normally un-Republican debt that grandchildren belonging to members of both major parties will owe.

It is obvious that President Bush’s elitist executive, judicial, and legislative tiergarten (zoo) of dweezely douzepers (Charlemagne’s 12 paladins, his bravest knights) have a cathodic (from cathode, the negative pole of a battery) and archaic world view that is out of touch with American values of benevolent individualism, selfless patriotism, and prudent activism.

Hence, I am proposing several punishments of the WH who are subverting the Contsitution. The punishments are a series, one more severe then the other. These subversives all need a badly-needed, stern jobation (long reprimand) to, then an expert defenestration (throw out of the window) of, perform a mercifully long and enduring lapidation (stoning to death) for, and finally do an auto-da-fe (burning of a heretic) on the corpse from which would waft a satisfyingly odiferous nidor (smell of buring flesh) from the altar of justice of the following members the the kakistocracy (gov. by the worst citizens):

1. The acerebral seditionist President George Bush
2. Xanthodontous (having yellow teeth) and draffsack (bag of garbage) Vice President Richard Cheney
3. Presidential Advisor and toilet paper connoisseur Carl Rove
4. Rove’s collaborator and consigliere (mafia lawyer), Carl Ruskin
5. National Security Advisor and WMD peddler, Donald Rumsfeld
6. Stony-eyed fear monger (title) Candoleezza Rice
7. Vice Presidential Advisor in National Affairs, Scooter Libby
8. Specialist in regional subversions, formerly in Central America; now in the Middle East, Elliot Abrams

OK. Maybe what I suggest is severe, and for entertainment value only. But wouldn’t you just like to suggilate (v. beat black and blue) them? I know I would!

And I am not leaving out the steatopygous (fat-butted) and patrilocal (residing with the husband’s tribe) Laura,

They need punishment for their ingravescent (growing worse/more sever) and politically nesopoetic (producing disease, infected) activities, because even by decocting (to extract the essence by boiling) their anatomies with the most exquisite rendering methods, the macilent (thin, insubstantial, unworthy) remains, so marcescible (likely to wither and fade) would be of note only to a nihilarian (a specialist in unimportant things).

If the reader thinks that these methods of exauctoration (to depose our remove from office) are ruthless, then the traditional constitutionaly legal abnegation (relinquishment), i.e., impeachment or voting out of office, of this agglomeration of caducities (n. unused appendages that are shedded) is sufficient.

It is now clear that the wished-for clean break from these alleged sleaze and relatively mild haughmagandy ([rare Scottish word] extra-marital, sexual intercourse) from the Clinton administration is instead a conscious continuation, expansion, and amplification of sleaze and immorality. It’s characterized by corporatism, dissolution of the social safety net for the poor, and expansion of an unneeded safety net for healthy multi-national corporations such as oil companies and federates. The most emblamatinc are corporations such as Halliburton, KB&R, and Bechtel, as well as Blackwell mercenaries. These are fat, overpaid war profiteers -- which is bad, not good -- all of which are virtual American commercial vice-regents in Iraq for the also very corrupt Bush administration.

Their commercial dictatorship of the Iraq economy has no end in sight. So it’s no wonder that 90% of the insurgents are local townspeople, patriots fighting for their own economic welfare and freedom, anti-colonists fighting to free their own community from overseas occupiers who have taken a page from terrorists like anti-British Colonial patriots.

If I were a victim of American colonizers, especially those who give preferential treatment in jobs to Halliburton, etc., instead of favoring locals, I too would be furious and, consequently, would join a band of freedom-fighting insurgents. By the same token, if Iraq invaded the US (e.g., in order to enrich Saddam’s government and to prevent the US subverting the Venezuelan government), I would expeditiously join the local militia to free my city from Saddam’s invasion forces.

Surely Bush's bait-&-switch tactic of confidently pointing toward terrorist Bin Laden but then seemingly irrationally striking out in the direction of non-terrorist Iraq is an ancient queer plunger’s (18th C. con man’s) trick that Rightwingers really loved and we patriots immediately bemoaned.

Head weapons inspectors, Ritter, Key, and Blix, concluded that Saddam had no WMDs but Cheney continues to insist, at least up to until June 2006, that he had them. A lie accepted by media and promoted by Rightwingers.

Rightwingers can’t bring themselves to believe that Bush is a terrorist worse than Laden. After all, what is "shock and awe" but mass terrorism. It's also mass depatitation. And the pres. has indicted himself when he declared that those who kill innocents are terrorists. After all, he has killed untold number of innocents himself, then by his own definition he is a terrorist. This means, of course, that he is tardy in dropping a daisycutter on himself, even tardier then he was for giving even minimal aid to the victims of Katrina. Why? Maybe he’s thinking it over, or perhaps his constitution is just too invertebrate to go after domestic terrorists equipollent (equivalent) to himself?

There are three other prominent subversives, but as of yet unheralded for their domestic terrorist and their deeds, need mention:

1. Bill O’Riley. His terrorist media network called for the assassination of the president of Syria;
2. Pat Robertson. Christian Propaganda Minister. He called for the assassination of Hugo Chavez, President of Veneauela;
3. Ann Coulter. NeoCon masticator,. She said that McVeigh’s only mistake was that he did not bomb the New York Times newspaper building instead of the Oklahoma City Hall.

These deserve the same fate. Because they live openly in the United States so they should be easy to apprehend, and deserve they due process in a court of justice. They need to defend their terrorist preachings.

Since Bush’s government doesn’t count the number of dead terrorists, this presumably means that his death will not be counted, and perhaps his government will still think he is alive, and he will not be officially missed. This will be no loss to America. The murderous propagandocracy will go on murdering and propagandizing its citizens that there will be less murderous day tomorrow.

I no longer support our troops. Neither should you. Yes, it's difficult to say this, but it makes sense. By this late date, all of the US troops currently in Iraq have had abundant exposure to reports in the various media that Saddam had no WMDs, that preemptive war, such as the Iraq in which they are participating, is illegal. This makes any soldiers still participating in Bush’s illegal and murderous war into outlaws and murderers. The only way I, and you, should support them is to urge them to turn themselves in to the sheriff for receive justice for murder so that they can have an opportunity to be found either guilty of murder or exculpated.

Because Bush is not meeting his overly-rosy promises about Iraq, his occupation will cause resentment and the insurgency will turn into an uncontrollable revolution with the various parties targeting their common enemy: Americans.

When the president vouchsafed (guarantee the security of) us from domestic terrorism by his veneficial (acting by poison) war on Iraq in order, he said at first, to inveigle (entice, lure, snare) and contain terrorists within Iraq’s borders, but then recently said he stopped ten terrorists attacks within US borders -- which means he failed to contain terrorists inside Iraq -- and instead allowed them to penetrate America, what is one to believe? Simple logic says that he contained them within Iraq or he allowed them to infiltrate America. Either one or the other is possible, not both, so one is a lie. President Bush! Please tell us which is the lie.

Instead of true devotion to the Cross, the pro-Christian WH uses a patonce (a cross whose member split into three barbs) with which to bludgeon and eviscerate the scientific research into stem cells, shift the 4th Amendment guarantees to the government -- making it optional for citizens -- demote secular patriotism to second class status, de-emphasize help for the needy, and reduce dues in the form of taxes that the rich should pay for the privilege of doing business in America.

Bush’s anti-heuristic (against the promotion of discovery) policies are relegating the US to third-class status in the sciences, leading research companies to move to countries that are pro-science.

The popinjays (empty-headed and pushy youngster) in the WH have recently poppled (tumbled) from one failed master proposal to another.

The distinctly lubricid (lewd, oily, smooth, slippery) monkeywrenching of the usually lucifugous (avoiding daylight) Carl Rove are now emerging into light on a nearly quotidian (something recurring daily) rate.

The breastsummer (a large, main supporting beam in architecture) that holds up the façade of lies is finally declenching (collapsing) like a bunch of callapsing straws over Bush and piercing him like St. Sebastian is beginning to give way.

And the exposition of his myriad lies is precipitating an innundation of biased articles published in the diaphanous (thin) collection of wipe tissues like the dissimulative (disguising) news Fox News.

The WH is frettingly reading the public declinometer (gauge for measuring downward motion) and is seeing his popularity descend into irrelevance.

With Carl Rove, “Scooter” Libby and their respective petty fuhrers falling under suspicion for outing CIA spy Valerie Plame (a criminal offense), and the Bush administration’s many unexpected failures in domestic and foreign policy fronts, the White House and it’s merry pranksters has been exposed as a camorra-like cabal of kakistocratic (rele by the worst citizens) geriatrics that rely on chirocratic (gov. by physical force) modes of influence, it’s no surprise that this Medieval behavior is making the WH unpopular world-wide.

The NeoCon PNAC manifesto for US’s Neo-fascist expansion was produced by oneiromancy (divination from dreams), producing a world-wide resentment toward the US.

President Bush’s base is already in a state of carphology (delirious, grasping gesticulations by mental patients) over Schiavo, and the nomination of Miers is dividing his base into Rightwing militarists (Pat Robertson) and Rightwing Fundamentalists (Focus on the Family’s Dobson), one who beseech his god for her confirmation, the other his God for her rejection.

No wonder that the rapidly disintegrating façade seems to be in a state of cagastrical (adj. describing diseases caused by malignant stars) plenitude (plenty, abundance).

The WH is immune to catoptric (relating to a reflection in a mirror) analysis; Its head is severed from the body, having already fallen on the pavement. But it continues to expound on important matters, talking up a storm, not realizing it’s irrelevant, while concerned people look down at it from above in wonder. The are not so much concerned for the head as for the body politic.

The breastsummer (a main supporting beam in architecture) of the NeoCon agenda as specified in the PNAC manifesto is no longer large enough to protect its egregiously wicked invasion and occupation of Iraq from collapsing into itself.

The brume (mist or fog) of unease hovering over the confirmation of supreme court nominee Miers is a direct result of his misspending of political capital that he squandered on Sciavo, Social Security, Iraq, and WMDs. He has none left.

The administration’s testosterone-filled attack of Iraq that mellifluously (sweetly or smoothly flowing as with honey) rewarded cronies such as Bechtel, The Carlyle Group, Blackwell Security, Kellog-Brown-&-Root, Halliburton and the myriad of opportunistic hangers-on lapping up sucrotic (sweet and favorable) contracts,

Robertson and the TBN Club continually perform unction (excessive piousness) over Bush’s militaristic policies as if to anoint them with the legitimacy of Old Testament war band tribalism and give it Christological (branch of theology dealing with the nature or deeds of Jesus) authority, perhaps to make the president a Christophanic (the appearance of Jesus) figure.

This is in contradistinction (contrast) to the malfeasantly tardy response to victims of hurricanes Katrina and Rita, which unnecessarily includes needy millionaires such as his villainous friend, GOP Sen. Lott as well as the destitute, broke, and homeless, and marginally-educated but fully patriotic citizens such as Ms. Jane Doe who lost her house, three children, working husband, and is now unable to declare effective bankruptcy because President Bush just managed to sign a mean anti-bankruptcy, pro-credit card company bill making bankruptcy a process that is designed to cost the poor more, this, snuck in just before the Katrina disaster, making it nearly assured that Joe6Pack and JaneCookieCutter disaster victims will remain beholden to banks and lending companies for the rest of her poverty-stricken lives, while millionaire Lott does not skip one step with Bush’s financial aid.

Now that his oligophrenic (feeble-minded, extremely mentally retarded) policies have relegated him to a perpetual state of neutered and impotent manqué (having not achieved the condition pretended to)….

And Bush’s corrupt insinuation into the presidency, which is now characterized by a rapid metastasization (malignant spreading) into a sacrophagous (flesh-eating subsistence) foreign policy, is even sadder considering that, had Gore won, he could have extended President Bill Clinton’s sapid (flavorsome, lively, interesting) policies into a quintessential (the most perfect embodyment) imago (the final and perfect stage of a butterfly) of political and social blessings.

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